"Carpe per diem - seize the check." - Robin Williams
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams
"If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?" - Robin Williams
"Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs." - Robin Williams
"Spring is nature's way of saying, "Let's party!"" - Robin Williams
"The only people flying to Europe will be terrorists, so it will be, "Will you be sitting in armed or unarmed?"" - Robin Williams
"The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev." - Robin Williams
"We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture." - Robin Williams
"We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself." - Robin Williams
"When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'" - Robin Williams
"You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks." - Robin Williams
