"All I'm thinking about today is cleaning my bathroom." - Linda Fiorentino
"As actors, the thing we have to fight, more than even the business part of making movies, is boredom." - Linda Fiorentino
"Chazz Palminteri is just the ultimate screen husband." - Linda Fiorentino
"Do you know what my real name is? It's Clorinda. Which is also Italian. They used to call me Clorox when I was a kid." - Linda Fiorentino
"Even if you have a strong female character, invariably in the third act she has to become really vulnerable and wimpy and get her comeuppance." - Linda Fiorentino
"Even in something like Thelma and Louise, where you have these two very strong characters, they have to die in the end." - Linda Fiorentino
"He allowed us to choreograph the sex scenes." - Linda Fiorentino
"I am the virgin de-flowerer of Hollywood. I break in all the boys." - Linda Fiorentino
"I don't have a boyfriend." - Linda Fiorentino
"I don't look at scripts in terms of commerciality. I just look at the part, the people involved." - Linda Fiorentino
"I go to bed with men, not boys." - Linda Fiorentino
"I have a sister who's kind of in the business-she does voice-overs. I think they all watch what I go through and have decided to get married and have children instead. It's a safer bet." - Linda Fiorentino
"I never wear leather." - Linda Fiorentino
"I was still making movies so it wasn't as if I were working in a bar, but they were independent films that couldn't find distributors." - Linda Fiorentino
"I would like to do maybe a smaller romantic comedy." - Linda Fiorentino
"I would love to have children, yes. Maybe even adopt them. I'm not sure that I should pass on my genes." - Linda Fiorentino
"I'm an actor-in-waiting." - Linda Fiorentino
"I'm convinced my mother only had sex eight times." - Linda Fiorentino
"I've been in the bargain basement of the movie business." - Linda Fiorentino
"If I'm not afraid when I'm reading a script, that means I know I've done it before. If I read something and think, Wow, I can't play this part, then I want to play it more." - Linda Fiorentino
"In the end it's about the work, not an award you get for the work." - Linda Fiorentino
"It didn't rain today, so I didn't have to work. Why don't you have to sit around and wait until it rains?" - Linda Fiorentino
"Marriage is a financial contract; I have enough contracts already." - Linda Fiorentino
"Men think that I'm going to say no to them: That's just what they perceive. Men don't approach me. So I have to be the aggressor." - Linda Fiorentino
"No matter what you say or do, it always comes down to that. The power of sex has brought many people down to their knees." - Linda Fiorentino
"People over 30 are interested in sex too, but they get real movies about it." - Linda Fiorentino
"Sometimes I have to work because I need the money. You weigh the issues and ask yourself, Can I wake up every morning and do this?" - Linda Fiorentino
"Sometimes the only thing we women want is a dick and no arguments. What could make us happier?" - Linda Fiorentino
"Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed." - Linda Fiorentino
"They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject." - Linda Fiorentino
"You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom." - Linda Fiorentino
"You constantly have to find something that's challenging, a director who's challenging, co-stars who are challenging. That's what keeps us going." - Linda Fiorentino
