"Green Eggs and Ham was the story of my life. I wouldn't eat a thing when I was a kid, but Dr. Suess inspired me to try cauliflower." - Jim Carrey
"I really want to love somebody. I do. I just don't know if it's possible forever and ever." - Jim Carrey
"Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches." - Jim Carrey
"That's the trouble with being me. At this point, nobody gives a damn what my problem is. I could literally have a tumor on the side of my head and they'd be like, 'Yeah, big deal. I'd eat a tumor every morning for the kinda money you're pulling down.'" - Jim Carrey
"Until Ace Ventura, no actor had considered talking through his ass." - Jim Carrey
