"I'm so scared girls look at my breast implants and think, 'To get boys, you need big boobs.' I tell them, 'Don't get it done. Those fears go away. You develop other insecurities, but breasts aren't one of them.' I want to get them half-size." - Jenny McCarthy
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away." - Jenny McCarthy
"Obviously, I'm not a trained actress, and right now I'll come out and say I'm glad I'm not." - Jenny McCarthy
"So basically, I don't know what I'm talking about. But maybe I do." - Jenny McCarthy
