"I hated school. Even to this day, when I see a school bus it's just depressing to me. The poor little kids." - Dolly Parton
"I hope people realise that there is a brain underneath the hair and a heart underneath the boobs." - Dolly Parton
"I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park." - Dolly Parton
"I modelled my looks on the town tramp." - Dolly Parton
"I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out." - Dolly Parton
"I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out." - Dolly Parton
"I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else." - Dolly Parton
"I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton
"I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde." - Dolly Parton
"If you talk bad about country music, it's like saying bad things about my momma. Them's fightin' words." - Dolly Parton
"Leave something good in every day." - Dolly Parton
"My aunt in Knoxville would bring newspapers up, which we used for toilet paper. Before we used it, we'd look at the pictures." - Dolly Parton
"My husband said 'show me your boobs' and I had to pull up my skirt... so it was time to get them done!" - Dolly Parton
"My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order." - Dolly Parton
"People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them." - Dolly Parton
"Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills." - Dolly Parton
"Storms make trees take deeper roots." - Dolly Parton
"The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain." - Dolly Parton
"We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails." - Dolly Parton
"When I'm inspired, I get excited because I can't wait to see what I'll come up with next." - Dolly Parton
"Yeah I flirt, I'm not blind and I'm not dead!" - Dolly Parton
"You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!" - Dolly Parton
"You'll never do a whole lot unless you're brave enough to try." - Dolly Parton
