"Greetings and death to our enemies. " - Dandy Warhols
"I drive a V10 Ford Excursion and I have to tell folks all the time: look I've got five kids and a dog and birds. I would have to have two Lincolns with two V8s, you see, so it would be 16 cylinders. " - Dandy Warhols
"I live in a high rise with my family part of the year in New York and I don't know three quarters of the people in the building. We live in the same square-footage and I wouldn't know who they were. " - Dandy Warhols
"I love to come in and play with a wig or glasses or clothes. I love using props. I'm from the Peter Sellers school of trying to prepare for the character. " - Dandy Warhols
"I was able to listen and learn from the greats. Like seein' Howlin' Wolf sittin' there, five feet in front of my eyes singin' "Smokestack Lightening," and "Evil" and all of his great hits. "300 Pounds" and "Built For Comfort, Not For Speed." " - Dandy Warhols
"I'd like to do a ghost hunting thing. I'm the Hollywood consultant for mufon.com, which is the mutual UFO network. " - Dandy Warhols
"I'm a died-in-the-wool Canadian liberal so there's certain aspects of my character that would have like to have seen a Democratic victory in this nation here, but now that the President has bee re-elected I think its incumbent upon us to all stop moping and give him the 4 years to finish off this conflict. " - Dandy Warhols
"Obviously I'm not too picky if I got into Caddyshack 2 and a few other clunkers out there. " - Dandy Warhols
"There's huge, massive mother ships going up to the Yukon. They've been filmed and are on video. " - Dandy Warhols
"We must come to the point where we realize the concept of race is a false one. There is only one race, the human race. " - Dandy Warhols
"We've got to support [Bush] as the commander in chief and we've got to support those young men and women who are out there protecting our big, fat, bloated lifestyle. " - Dandy Warhols
"Well, the common enemy in North America is the Western consumer. The consumer has driven oil up to $50 a barrel so we have to have these wars. I think it's incumbent upon us to. " - Dandy Warhols
"When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and the shades. " - Dandy Warhols
