"Do you have any idea what it's like when you try and make home porn? My husband and I tried it. We looked like charging hippos. Best to leave it to the pros." - Aisha Tyler
"I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture." - Aisha Tyler
"My parents were vegetarians. I'd show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks." - Aisha Tyler
"What am I wearing? Hmmm, I'd love to tell you something slinky and sexy, but usually it's an old T-shirt." - Aisha Tyler
